Much to our squealing delight, the Water For Elephants trailer debuted last night. Ladies, hold on to your ovaries. It’s chock-full of tanned, coiffed Robert Pattinson (photos) doing more than his fair share of longing stares and lip licking. We love us some Edward Cullen, but Rob’s styling for the role of Jacob Jankowski may have just taken the cake for his hottest look ever. The movie actually looks quite good and the editor threw us all a bone(r) by including no small amount of RPattz eye candy. For your on-loop viewing pleasure, we’ve rounded up the top ten Rob-laden moments that made our hearts stop.
10. Rob’s best Chuck Bass impression.
9. Rob lip-licking whilst spying. Yes, please!
8. Rob in his 1930s casualwear, furrowing like he means business.
7. Gulp. Rob experiencing love at first sight.
6. Rob stumbling upon the circus.
5. Giggly card shark Rob.
4. Reese Witherspoon licking the frosting off Rob’s face. At least, we hope that’s what she’s doing.
3. Sweating, lusting Rob.
2. Playing 3rd wheel, as a GQ motherf*cker.
1. The only thing more precious than Rob with an elephant is Rob with an infant.
Did we miss any drool-worthy moments? Let us know in the comments.
A whopping 57 high-quality stills from the trailer below. Poster-worthy ones of RPattz included.
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